December 2011
145 posts
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
metropoliskingdom:
sancheezyy:
nature—boy:
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I can't find my class ring.
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Don't Reject Country
Me: I hate when people write off country music because they make assumptions about it.
Fanny (slytherinlove): Yeah, they assume it's all the same.
Me: Country music is a very encompassing genre. There's country-pop, country-rap, country-gospel, country-rock, and others. It's not all "Cletus And His Banjo."
Fanny: Country isn't even one genre.
Me: It's a texture. It can be used as a base for all kinds of styles, and it's ever-changing, like a river that stays in one place, while different genres flow through.
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HOWDY
Everyone's Lines on Glee
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.
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"In the aaaaaaarrrmmms ooooooof the...
danibanaani:
TURN IT OFF FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD GIVE ME THE REMOTE PUNCH THE SCREEN DO SOMETHING JUST TURN IT OFF!
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Explaining Gay Rights
lgbtlaughs:
Because a certain segment of the population still connects marriage equality with being able to marry anyone and/or thing you want. It’s kind of messed up that this still needs to be explained.
[by nevermoreFTW @ Reddit]
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FOR THE RECORD
So I got a friend request on Facebook from someone I didn’t know. We had mutual friends (my local friends, from where I am living right now, which, by the way, is a very small town), and, as a bonus, this person had “Bro” in their last name. So I was like WHOA THIS DUDE (the name of this person is normally associated with guys) MUST BE AWESOME CLICK CLICK CLICK
Page loads.
I am...
"Go The F**k To Sleep" IS THE BEST FUCKING BOOK....
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HEY GUYS HAPPY PAKISTANI QUAID-E-AZAM'S DAY.
Oh yeah. And Christmas too!
I’m so thankful for all of my beautiful followers!!
Except YOU. You know who you are.
HEY GUYS
I WAS GOING TO GO TO SLEEP SO I’D WAKE UP AND IT BE CHRISTMAS BUT NAH
Happy Holidays
tyleroakley:
thetrevorproject:
Our holiday wish is that youth everywhere know there’s always a safe place to turn, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. Pass it on: 8664UTREVOR
Remember: You are not alone. ♥
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OH MY GOODNESS.
SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE.
I LOVE YOU.
Now do your chores.
I’m sorry, that’s how my mom shows love. It’s all I know.
BECAUSE I SAID SO. <3
well Demi fixed that right up.
ohloverillcoveryou:
fallintotheglitter1403:
DEMI LOVATO- 1
DISNEY CHANNEL- 0
Fucking LOVE this girl. <3
quinnisgay:
kidenagain:
aliensfucking:
lov4t0:
Holy shit, Demi.
hero.
amazing
She’s amazing.
WE SHOULD HAVE DEMI TWEET AND SOLVE ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS.
DEMI, GO TWEET JK AND MAKE HER WRITE MORE.
THEN TWEET THE MAFIA AND HAVE THEM TORTURE RYAN MURPHY UNTIL HE MEETS...
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YAAAAAY NEW FRIEND
I FUCKING LOVE NEW FRIENDS
I do not know why I chose that gif, nor do I know how it relates to anything.
fornicatingdarren:
slytherinlove:
andythegardensnake replied to your post: Can I, like, marry you and your perfectness?
NO FUCK YOU GO AWAY. YOU CAN’T MARRY HER. You may join us for raunchy sex any time you like. BUT NO MARRIAGE FOR YOU. AT LEAST NOT HERE.
The groom has spoken.
I swear to god if I’m not in this wedding.
Remember Andy
Consider yourself officially a groomsman.
other people: is it christmas yet
whovians: is it the christmas special day yet
sherlockians: is it new year's day yet
the hunger games fandom: is it march 23rd yet
the hobbit fandom: is it next december yet
potterheads: is it..........wait OMG D:
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FUNNY STORY
So, my mom’s cousin’s ex-husband (I know. Fun relationship patterns to keep track of) is a douche. When he and my 2nd cousin were still married, he was pretty cool. But then he started being an ass, now they’re separated (maybe divorced, I dunno).
Anyway, we go to the same school as their children (again, fun relations to keep track of). Sometimes, he comes to lunch with his...
Bahahaha, I hit the ask limit.
slytherinlove:
andythegardensnake:
I’M SO FUCKING FUNNY.
Seriously, though. Whoever else you wanna bring is cool.
When people ask me why I want to marry Andrew,
I shall refer them to this.
ANYONE else.
If I could get all those posts and make a slideshow out of them, I would. Then I would save it and show it to our children.
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Bahahaha, I hit the ask limit.
I’M SO FUCKING FUNNY.
Seriously, though. Whoever else you wanna bring is cool.
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Cynical common sense
My brother: What are we going to use for a nose for a snowman
Me (overhearing): You're making a snowman?
My brother: Yeah, but we don't have anything to use for the nose.
Me: I think the more immediate problem is not having any snow.
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slytherinlove:
intheskywithdiamonds3:
andythegardensnake:
slytherinlove:
intheskywithdiamonds3:
andythegardensnake:
slytherinlove:
andythegardensnake:
HI!
FANNY SAID YOU’D PUT OUT IF I GAVE YOU FANFICTION
IS IT TRUUUUUUE?
IS IT? HUUUH?
I’M WAITING.
ANDREW SHUT UP I SO DID NOT EVEN SAY THAT
ODALIS, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM
FANNY STAY OUT OF THIS.
IS IT...
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slytherinlove:
intheskywithdiamonds3:
andythegardensnake:
slytherinlove:
andythegardensnake:
HI!
FANNY SAID YOU’D PUT OUT IF I GAVE YOU FANFICTION
IS IT TRUUUUUUE?
IS IT? HUUUH?
I’M WAITING.
ANDREW SHUT UP I SO DID NOT EVEN SAY THAT
ODALIS, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM
FANNY STAY OUT OF THIS.
IS IT TRUE?
NO, SORRY
IT ISN’T TRUE!
BECAUSE YOU MADE IT UP, JUNIOR!
JESUS, PLEASE STOP...
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slytherinlove:
andythegardensnake:
HI!
FANNY SAID YOU’D PUT OUT IF I GAVE YOU FANFICTION
IS IT TRUUUUUUE?
IS IT? HUUUH?
I’M WAITING.
ANDREW SHUT UP I SO DID NOT EVEN SAY THAT
ODALIS, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM
FANNY STAY OUT OF THIS.
IS IT TRUE?
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intheskywithdiamonds3 started following you
HI!
FANNY SAID YOU’D PUT OUT IF I GAVE YOU FANFICTION
IS IT TRUUUUUUE?
IS IT? HUUUH?
I’M WAITING.
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If I was a celebrity, I’d take pictures of myself posing in front of a green screen so my fans could put me in compromising situations. Then I’d go do weird stuff, and people wouldn’t know if it was real or edited.
Reblog if you ever cried all alone in your room.
then went and continued life as normal in front of your parents
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
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12/23/11: The day Darren Criss caused a sex riot...
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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My little sister decided she wanted to clean my...
Dereism is a way of life: the-hypocritical-critic:... →
the-hypocritical-critic:
this is actually pretty damn accurate
ami3babay:
JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and…
June’s pretty accurate, but I’m not attractive, and I don’t study.
Rules were meant to be broken
tehj-me:
Why else would we have predetermined punishments that coincide with each rule.
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I hate when other people shove religion down...
I understand that Christmas by virtue is supposed to be a religious holiday. But it’s become so much more than that. It’s a holiday of togetherness, sharing, family, kindness, and other things. Just because someone isn’t religious doesn’t mean they are celebrating Christmas wrong.
And it’s not like this is an opinion coming from an atheist. I’m Catholic, and I...
I'm Not Looking For Absolution: Reblog with your... →
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miyomo:
nicolascagesempai:
zimie-stef:
5’2”…. /cries
5’2
5’4” now actually.
5’5”
About 5’11” XD
5’3.5”
5’10”
6’2”,...
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